and can you wash bras in the dishwasher?
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September 2021

(oh god i am so sorry for that pun)

June 2021

a new book and some old cicadas

November 2020

I miss that moment where a scrappy young girl says “Why don’t we put the show on OURSELVES?” or “Poughkeepsie? THAT’S how you pronounce ‘Poughkeepsie…

August 2020

I hope you’re all taking care of yourselves in whatever way you can. For me, that meant buying a sweatshirt with a hedgehog in a teacup on it. You might…
,Let’s start with what matters: The other night I ate ribs while taking a zoom yoga class, and I believe I have finally evolved to my final quarantine…

June 2020

The Netherlands has a dog fart themed roller coaster. I. Know. It’s called Hundeprutterutchebane (Danish for “dog-fart roller coaster” and…

May 2020

I want you to go back in time with me to somewhere around a decade ago. Before we lost Kony. Or found Kony. Whatever we did with Kony. Back when we were…

April 2020

Henry Clay looked like a skeleton covered in silly putty doing an extremely poor Sissy Spacek impression. And that is what Henry Clay looked like ON…
Hi Friends, In the midst of these weird weird days, I like to think of myself as an avocado. I have an EXTREMELY short window in which I am at my best…
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February 2020

Hi! If you push “subscribe,” I shall email you once in a while and tell you about fun things I am obsessed with right now, many of which will probably…